areta asked:
Will you marry me?

Possibly. There is some sort of criteria though, it’s a complicated process.

1. Are you a nazi?

2. Do you like bright eyes?

3. Do you like rum?

4. How would you get by with having our baby? (Not for a while, but it’s necessary)

5. Will you cheer me up when i am sad?

6. Will you calm me down when i am over excited?

7. Will you tell me everything i do is excellent?

8. How good are you at UNO?

9. Do you live somewhere other than England that i can gain citizenship to when we get married? I love England, but the possibility of a second home somewhere is very inviting.

10. Would you love all my friends?